{"id":138,"date":"2015-03-27T15:27:17","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T22:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/?p=138"},"modified":"2016-12-24T15:38:21","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T23:38:21","slug":"one-man-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/archives\/138","title":{"rendered":"One-Man Sucks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First game of the season yesterday and here in the Seattle area the skies from an otherwise rainy week cleared completely and graced us with a 70-degree day, blue skies, no wind \u2013 perfect day for a ball game. It was a Pony game, 13-year-olds, and both teams were playing their own first games of the season (after multiple rain-outs).<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"145\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/archives\/138\/peanutsrain\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/peanutsRain.png?fit=281%2C179\" data-orig-size=\"281,179\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"peanutsRain\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/peanutsRain.png?fit=281%2C179\" class=\"size-full wp-image-145 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/peanutsRain.png?resize=281%2C179\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"179\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Baseball in the spring in the Pacific Northwest is tough. March and April are typically very wet months, and May is frequently not much better (although May can go either way). So when you get sunshine and 70 on March 26th, you\u2019re having a good day.<\/p>\n<p>One downside, though. I was scheduled to work solo. One-man. And one-man sucks.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not so much the extra work. I don\u2019t mind the extra work. What I hate most about working solo is that you can\u2019t give a good game. Not really. You can\u2019t call a close play at second base. You can\u2019t get the pick-off play at first base if the tag is behind the runner. So when there is a close play and the tag is behind the runner, which you cannot see, then your only option is to go by timing. And when you go by timing \u2026 well, sometimes you get it right and sometimes you get it wrong. It\u2019s a coin toss.<\/p>\n<p>Complicating the issue is that the first base coach has a perfect view of the pick-off play at first base. So if you get it wrong, the base coach knows it. You&#8217;ll get that look. But he\u2019d better be smart and just keep his mouth shut and eat the call. That\u2019s what he <em>should<\/em> do.<\/p>\n<p>And that\u2019s the main reason that working one-man sucks. It\u2019s impossible to get close plays when the tag is on the far side. You can\u2019t get all of your base touches if there are multiple runners, and you can\u2019t get all of the tag-ups on deep fly balls. You can\u2019t get obstruction away from the ball, and you\u2019re screwed if there\u2019s malicious action going on behind your back. So while the league gets an umpire on the cheap, the kids have a high likelihood of getting a crappy game. Not because the umpire is crappy (although that can happen, too, doubling the damage), but because one umpire can\u2019t do it all. Even with two umpires there are compromises. But one just sucks.<\/p>\n<p>And of course you cover this at the plate meeting. You meet with the managers at home plate and exchange lineups; you go over ground rules, you touch on special league rules (mercy rule, time limits, and so forth), and then you give your one-man-crew speech. You make it clear: \u00a0if I miss a call because of my position, because I\u2019m judging on timing because I\u2019m blocked, well, I don\u2019t want to hear about it. If you want to appeal a missed base, you\u2019re probably wasting your time. If there was an illegal slide at second while I was getting the call at first, then just save your breath.<\/p>\n<p>But yesterday\u2019s game went smooth as silk. One team was overmatched and we ended on the mercy rule after five full with a score of 17-1. But that\u2019s okay. It was 70 degrees and sunny in March in Kirkland, Washington, and we had no booted calls, no arguments, and everyone seemed genuinely grateful to be playing baseball in the sun.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.umpirebible.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/archives\/1\/ump2\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/ump2.png?fit=100%2C90\" data-orig-size=\"100,90\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ump2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/ump2.png?fit=100%2C90\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.umpirebible.com\/ubBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/ump2.png?resize=100%2C90\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First game of the season yesterday and here in the Seattle area the skies from an otherwise rainy week cleared completely and graced us with a 70-degree day, blue skies, no wind \u2013 perfect day for a ball game. 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